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Some people run a tight ship. The rest of us are just trying to keep the pirates from staging a mutiny. 🏴☠️
Organization? Questionable. Cooperation? Negotiable. Chaos? Absolutely guaranteed.
This funny pirate ship graphic tee is for anyone who's ever looked at the people they're responsible for and realized they're not running a well-oiled operation. They're captaining a crew of lovable troublemakers with questionable listening skills and absolutely no respect for the chain of command.
Featuring vintage-inspired nautical artwork with a pirate ship and a healthy dose of sarcasm, this shirt celebrates the beautifully chaotic reality of being the person who's supposedly in charge.
Why you'll love it:
Funny pirate ship design with vintage-inspired nautical artwork
Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex T-shirt with a comfortable, modern fit
Soft, lightweight fabric for everyday wear and layering
Perfect for parents, teachers, school bus drivers, managers, and anyone attempting to coordinate a chaotic crew
A hilarious gift for sarcastic friends, overwhelmed leaders, and people who have accepted that organized chaos is still technically a form of organization
Whether you're managing a household full of tiny mutineers, supervising a crew of questionable decision-makers, or simply attempting to survive another day without someone walking the plank, this shirt understands.
Because sometimes leadership means embracing the chaos, adjusting your sails, and hoping nobody sets the ship on fire.
Made for the wonderfully weird. Designed by Leslie Makes Stuff.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it makes the garment more attractive.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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